Ten Nasional Missions [Misi Nasional] of Prof. Chouji... ...

"pokes at the titile" It's been written clearly on the title. I've created my own Misi Nasional. Well, it's not like our PM's Misi Nasional towards our country's vision 2020. Rather, it's my own mission to move towards paradise... ...Talk about comfort, who wouldn't want that?

Actually, I've created three missions...hmm..I'm still very unsure whether I can accomplish all of them..here's my list...

Dasar pertama,
Mencapai tahap cermerlang, gemilang dan terbilang dalam bidang yang diceburi... ...
[ Translation: To be successfull in any field that I've chosen]

swt, I'm not really good at translating things... ... -__-"'

Dasar Kedua,
Mencapai kelangsingan badan... ...
[ Translation: To be able to loose some weight]

Stop laughing, I know that I'm fat... ...I won't deny that... ...-__-"

Dasar Ketiga,
Mencapai keseimbangan dari segi pemikiran, pertuturan dan perlakuan... ...
[ Translation: erm...can anyone help me translate this???] -_______-"""""'

That's all I guess. Even if I don't achieve each of them and live in paradise, I still have another alternate mission to complete. That is, to live a simple and comfortable life. I'm a simple man...hmm....man? That old??
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Anyway, quit talking about serious stuffs... ...Just recently at school, I did something really really childish.. I would really consider that I'm still a mere school boy who don't even know about manners..."sighs" Ahem, it happened that we were going the library to borrow some books. To be exact, we were kinda forced by the school to borrow books to read because of the NILAM programme. It's the principal who forced the whole school to borrow books. To cut the long story short, after I've searched high and lo for my fifth book of Chronicles Of Narnia, The Dawn Trader, I walked past my friend to the counter to be chopped...[it's not chop..it's stamp]..right, to be stamped. When I saw her still talking to her friends while standing, I've decided to pull a prank on her. I purposely moved the chair slightly higher so that when she sit on, the chair will give a loud thud. But alas, when she decided to land her butt on the chair, her butt just slided through the chair and "THUD!", she sat on the floor. Luckily, she didn't sat too hard on the floor. If not, she'd be paralysed for her whole life. As for me, I'll be sinner for the rest of my life. Until now, I'm still concern about her butt but she said it's okay. The butt is still in perfect shape. "Btw, I wonder if one's butt will be out of shape???"

"sighs, kids nowadays... ...hopeless..." Well, it's really embarassing!!!

p/s: "It's called childish"
"I know. But it can't be helped!...The childish side of me can't resist itself. What to do??"