I just came back from window shopping just now. It's rather boring to go shopping in Kuching's puny shopping complexes. Argh, when are we going to have our very own hypermarket? wOot!! No fear coz THE SPRING and BOULEVARD is opening soon. Well, not that soon coz the metal polls are not even up yet..."sighs" might need to wait a few years, I guess? [ What? A guy like you like shopping?] Hello? Shopping and window shopping are two different activities. Wanna know what's the difference? Go ask your momma!! Anyway, hopes that they are ready after my SPM!! [In your dreams]
hmm....I've a little life-time experience to share with you. Here goes...Btw, it's kinda 18sx...so beware kiddos...
no kids allowed...
Potato the dog
Everybody knows like humans, animals do make love. Dogs, especially, make love in the public just to show off how loving they are. There dogs who are also s*x-maniac who r*p*s other female dogs like crazy. Wait, do dogs have mating season? Duh, of course they have. Erm..i think it's around the beginning of the year. According to Professor Chouji, he saw lots of dogs making love early in the morning everytime he prepares to go to school. He even saw some female dogs cried. After that, he also saw some dogs in pairs have their butts stick tightly together. He tried to scare them away but they can't be seperated. Instead, they walk with their butt hole stick together in akwardly way. He laughs and tried to seperate them by tosing something at them but still their butts..."sighs" Prof. Chouji gave up the research but he still couldn't figure out why dogs of the opposite sexes need to stick their butt together. Just then, he saw a male dog struggling to get his ass out of that female dog. Voila! He saw a horrible and vegetable or in other words, indescribable scene. He saw a black, long, big "thing"....it's kinda slimy though sticking out until "it" touches the ground...Such huge monster!....He then discovered that why dogs stick their butt together for too long. So, his' conclusion is: Dogs can't controll themselves while making love. That's why in the end, the "thing" got stuck in the middle of the process because of exessive length. They need time in order to get "it" out.
After reading's Prof Chouji's report, I was deeply inspired. So, I went to conduct a experiment with cats. My hypothesys is: Cats do make love like the way dogs do. So my experiment starts:
Yoruichi the cat
One scorching hot afternoon, after I've help my poppa close the gate, I saw a black cat and a slightly grey and white cat. It was then I was fascinated. It happened that both of the cats are male coz of the balls dangling under their butt holes....Then, the black cat kinda climb over the other male cat. After that, that black cat started to insert his "thing" into...hmm...since the other cat is also a male, I think it's the butt hole that he's gonna attack....Unfortunately, the other cat uses his tail to block that black cat's "thing" from hurting his butt hole. Other than that, I've found out that even cats reject homosexuality. The cat whined as if stating that, " Stop it, you idiot! I'm a straight guy [cat] that hates male like you!!!!" However, that black still insisted to insert that "thing" but to no avail. At the end of the experiment, I've discovered that my hypothesys and Prof. Chouji's theory have been accepted. It was clearly shown that cats or other animals do reject homosexuality like humans do.
Therefore, I've ended my experiment.
Note: [Please read]
This is part of biology. So please, don't think that this is yucky. It's mother nature. That's why we have puppy and kittens. Not to forget some male dogs and cats can't sit for the whole week after their butt holes have been injured.....:)[ouch! That hurts!] If so, quickly consult Prof. Chouji or other vets for treatment. NO EXTRA CHARGE!
